Nathan Gunn, God's cruel joke.

I went to the University of Illinois with Nathan Gunn and he was one of those singers that, when he got up to sing, everyone's heart sank. There are certain unwritten rules for opera, ok? Most of us are fat; it's just that simple. So, when someone who looks like a friggin' model gets up and sounds gorgeous, well, it made us want to jump out of our seats, pull out our swiss army knives and execute him à la Caesar in March. Some things in life are just too good and must be destroyed.